Well, here’s the Pitch Perfect-meets-Dirty Grandpa mashup that precisely no one asked for. And it’s dumb. And sometimes hilarious. There’s…
Author: Haus
Independence Day: Resurgence [Review by Haus]
Oh, excuse me. Are you here for the roast? You heard Independence Day has a sequel, and Will Smith said…
Central Intelligence [Review by Haus]
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has been very much in my mind of late. First came the Rock Clock, the hilarious (if…
Puerto Ricans in Paris [Review by Haus]
I would like to stress at the outset that Puerto Ricans in Paris (which opens Friday, June 10) is not a good movie. If you…
The Lobster [Review by Haus]
The Lobster is the first English-language film by surrealist and mucho cray-cray Greek director Yorgos Lanthimos. Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes and…
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping [Review by Haus]
A while back I watched a few episodes of HBO’s popular comedy Silicon Valley. I’ll tell you something about that show: It’s too real…