Well, Scream 4. I’ve never seen Scream, Scream 2 or Scream 3. I’m also not especially enamored of Wes Craven.…
Author: Haus

Super 8 [Review by Haus]
So you’ve been wondering what on earth Super 8 is? Easy. It’s E.T. meets Cloverfield. How is it? It’s solid.…

Midnight in Paris [Review by Haus]
Midnight in Paris is Woody Allen’s latest, and one of his finest in a long time. I’ll admit, I went…

X-Men: First Class [Review by Haus]
X-Men: First Class is a silly movie. It is also a surprisingly good movie. Matthew Vaughn (who also directed two…

Eat, Pray, Love [A quick slam by Haus]
A brief word about Eat, Pray, Love. I hated this film. I’m told it’s based on a book. I hate…

Dogtooth [A Brief Apologia by Haus]
As a special inaugural posting on ParsingHaus, we bring you the point-counterpoint that started it all. Dogtooth is a curious…