Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is about as jumbled and overstuffed as its title makes it sound,…
Author: Haus
Wonder Woman [Review by Haus]
After last year’s double throat-punch to hero films — the rambling Suicide Squad, and the interminable and downright dismal Batman v.…
Baywatch [Review by Haus]
You may not know that the original Baywatch TV series was canned after just one season on NBC. It wasn’t until its…
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 [Review by Haus]
I doubt anyone could confidently have foretold the runaway success of Marvel’s original Guardians of the Galaxy. When it opened in…
The Fate of the Furious [Review by Haus]
Consider: (1) My former girlfriend’s terrier once ate a giant marzipan bar of mine, nearly her same damn size. We came back…
T2 Trainspotting [Review by Haus]
Before we talk about what T2 Trainspotting is, let’s be clear on what it’s not: namely, the Trainspotting for a…