“Never meet your heroes,” they say, and to this I would add, “be careful with movies you liked as a kid.”…
Author: Haus
Life [Review by Haus]
Judging by its trailer, Life could be one of two things: either a moody, semi-intellectual think piece involving a space-station-bound, flight-suited crew…
Logan [Review by Haus]
My mother once told me that in real life, no one would like Murphy Brown. In reality, you see, there’s no…
Haus, Parsi, Specialk, and CLGJr LIVE BLOG the 2017 Oscars
You know the drill. Another year, another trip around the sun, and it’s all for THIS. We here at The Parsing Haus…
John Wick: Chapter 2 [Review by Haus]
Riddle me this: How is John Wick: Chapter 2 not a violent film? It is, rest assured, absolutely chock-full of close-quarters pistol…
Lego Batman [Review by Haus]
Lego Batman is here! This sequel to Phil Lord & Christopher Miller’s surprise masterpiece The Lego Movie may not match those heady heights,…