Judging by its trailer, Life could be one of two things: either a moody, semi-intellectual think piece involving a space-station-bound, flight-suited crew…
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Logan [Review by Haus]
My mother once told me that in real life, no one would like Murphy Brown. In reality, you see, there’s no…
Haus, Parsi, Specialk, and CLGJr LIVE BLOG the 2017 Oscars
You know the drill. Another year, another trip around the sun, and it’s all for THIS. We here at The Parsing Haus…
John Wick: Chapter 2 [Review by Haus]
Riddle me this: How is John Wick: Chapter 2 not a violent film? It is, rest assured, absolutely chock-full of close-quarters pistol…
Lego Batman [Review by Haus]
Lego Batman is here! This sequel to Phil Lord & Christopher Miller’s surprise masterpiece The Lego Movie may not match those heady heights,…
Colossal [Review by Haus]
We reviewed Colossal at the 2017 Sundance Film Festival. The film is currently slated to open April 7. Colossal is exactly the kind of…