I doubt anyone could confidently have foretold the runaway success of Marvel’s original Guardians of the Galaxy. When it opened in…
ParsingHaus REVIEWS
Phoenix Forgotten [Review by SpecialK]
One of my favorite horror movies, if not my absolute favorite, is Lake Mungo, an unexpected little gem of an…
The Fate of the Furious [Review by Haus]
Consider: (1) My former girlfriend’s terrier once ate a giant marzipan bar of mine, nearly her same damn size. We came back…
T2 Trainspotting [Review by Haus]
Before we talk about what T2 Trainspotting is, let’s be clear on what it’s not: namely, the Trainspotting for a…
CHiPs [Review by Haus]
“Never meet your heroes,” they say, and to this I would add, “be careful with movies you liked as a kid.”…
Life [Review by Haus]
Judging by its trailer, Life could be one of two things: either a moody, semi-intellectual think piece involving a space-station-bound, flight-suited crew…