“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence.” It’s no wonder The Founder, the Michael Keaton-driven biopic of McDonald’s…
ParsingHaus REVIEWS
Bushwick [Review by Haus]
We reviewed Bushwick at the 2017 Sundance Film Festival. The democratization of content is upon us: from blogging to Snapchat and fake news, anyone with…
Their Finest [Review by Haus]
We reviewed Their Finest at the 2017 Sundance Film Festival. The film is currently slated to open March 24. Even seventy-some years on,…
xXx: Return of Xander Cage [Review by Haus]
It’s hard not to smile during xXx: Return of Xander Cage. And while I’m not sure we’re meant to —…
Split [Review by SpecialK]
Perhaps it’s quite appropriate that Split opens as the nation teeters between two starkly different political administrations. Walking to the movie theater…
Patriots Day [Doubleheader by Haus and CLGJr]
DUELING REVIEWS! We’re testing a new occasional format here at The Parsing Haus, the Doubleheader — pitting two fearless reviewers against one other…