Of course this movie is loud, bright, utterly unrealistic, disjointed, suffers from catastrophic plot holes and tests credulity at literally…
ParsingHaus REVIEWS
Chappie [Review by Haus]
I actually really liked this movie. But to understand Chappie and to understand why I said “actually” just there, we’re going to have to…
Focus [Review by Haus]
Focus could use some. Here’s a Will Smith and Margot Robbie con-caper flick that tries its level best to be…
Kingsman: The Secret Service [Summary Judgment by Haus]
Kingsman: The Secret Service is the latest big-budget offering by Matthew Vaughn, the man who brought us Kick-Ass and Layer Cake…
What We Do in the Shadows [Summary Judgment by Haus]
Who’s thirsting for a bloody, deadpan vampire mockumentary? Why, you are! What We Do in the Shadows is a truly…
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 [Summary Judgment by Haus]
That sequels abuse and exploit and sully and cheapen is really no surprise — I mean, it’s the second rule we…