I recently taught my seven-year-old nephew how to fill in a Mad Lib. At first he didn’t really get it.…
ParsingHaus REVIEWS
The Lodge [Review by SpecialK]
When you’ve seen as many horror films as I have, you start to notice that most of them follow a…
The Gentlemen [Review by Haus]
The Gentlemen marks a return for writer/director Guy Ritchie to his Brit-crime caper-flick roots. And while it’s not quite a…
The Turning [Review by SpecialK]
There are a few reasons to see a horror movie: to get scared is one, for sure. Maybe to watch…
Underwater [Review by SpecialK]
I’ll admit it: monster movies aren’t for everyone. You have to enjoy being terrified by the idea of being eclipsed…
Black Christmas (2019) [Review by SpecialK]
Nope. Just . . . no. I’ve now saved you one hour and thirty-two minutes of runtime, plus the additional…