You know how there’s a short list of famous people who would totally melt your mind if you met them…
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The Shallows [Review by SpecialK]
Ah, summer. Barbecues, beach balls, blueberry pie, and of course, blockbusters. That’s right, you’re not officially celebrating the season until…
Clown [Review by SpecialK]
Although it initially debuted in Italy in 2014, this summer’s U.S. release of Clown has led this scary movie lover to take a…
The Conjuring 2 [Review by SpecialK]
Loyal readers, a special treat: The Parsing Haus is proud to present the first post by SpecialK, horror connoisseur extraordinaire, with an early…