You know the drill. Another year, another trip around the sun, and it’s all for THIS. We here at The Parsing Haus are doing it again, shined and primed for a long and robust jaw-aching feed at the swollen teat of decadent celebrity culture.
Join us on Sunday, February 26 for live coverage of the 2017 Academy Awards; bury your hungry snout in our trough of cinephiliac num-nums and popcorn and snark-dumplings and perfect little starfucker sundaes topped with delicious bon mots. It’s a feast. You’re welcome.
- Our live red carpet coverage starts ~2:30 pacific / ~5:30 eastern (TBA) (watch: ABC)
- Our live Oscar coverage starts 4:00 pacific / 7:00 eastern (TBA) (watch: ABC)
So tune in right here. It’s going to be choice.*
* – and don’t forget to refresh the page. On some browsers, the live blog software we use doesn’t auto-update. We’ll fix this someday, probably.
Am I doing this right?
Sofia Coppola is jealous..#virgin Suicides..
I don’t get it, Nunes.
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How has no on thanked ParsingHaus for their coverage? So ungrateful. Sad!
Are the decorations on the stage supposed to look like headless turkeys?
I vote I am not your negro
I woulda, too. Womp womp.
schmoozing.
Mel Gibson cringing at a tasteless joke is the joke, right?
was that him with super white hair? he has seriously aged.
I thought so. Could be wrong.
No, y’all are both right. He looks #wrecked.
OMG White haired Matt DAMON
Who has pet jellyfish?
Kimmel goes after jokes like I went after girls at college parties. Find the low hanging fruit.
If I ever win an Oscar my entire speech will be “I’d like to thank the jews.”
and mine would be “dont tell them im a shiksa.”
when i see someone wear eyeglasses, i always wonder, “are those real?”
Your comments are beguiling, Nunes.
A no button tux? What is this?
The FUTURE.
speaking of the FUTURE…..they shoulda mentioned ET, too…
testing the quote feature……
Meryl Streep deja vu
Wow. Was not expecting that deep of a voice on him.
i know.. i just hate voice curveballs.
The two of you are being supes cute with your own running commentary.
I know! me and The Other Parsi sitting on the kids table down here 🙂
I prefer the kids table. No b.s. small talk.
stop stealing my Coca-cola…
What is going on down here??
CMon MOonlight…
What the Gibson was that?
hm didnt see it
jacket seems a bit too small
Happiest people reading their critiques….
Best “unprepared” speech – Emma Stone.