Oh, no thanks, no water for me. This face is purely decoration, really—about as plastered on as Renee Zellweger’s in…
A Ghost Story [Review by SpecialK]
If you were to ask me what defines a horror film, I guess I’d say—of course only after pointing you…
The Emoji Movie [Review by CLGJr]
My texts are widely known (disparaged?) for their proper capitalization, syntax, and punctuation. Rarely, though, do I allow the words…
Dunkirk [Review by Haus]
Through experience, a true aikido master pares his movements to the bare minimum, doing just enough to twist and deflect an assailant.…
Dunkirk [Review by CLGJr]
Second only perhaps to the prestige biopic, every filmmaker, actor, and other Hollywood hanger-on seeking the mantle of “serious artist”…
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets [Review by Haus]
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is about as jumbled and overstuffed as its title makes it sound,…