Of course this movie is loud, bright, utterly unrealistic, disjointed, suffers from catastrophic plot holes and tests credulity at literally…
Chappie [Review by Haus]
I actually really liked this movie. But to understand Chappie and to understand why I said “actually” just there, we’re going to have to…
Focus [Review by Haus]
Focus could use some. Here’s a Will Smith and Margot Robbie con-caper flick that tries its level best to be…
Kingsman: The Secret Service [Summary Judgment by Haus]
Kingsman: The Secret Service is the latest big-budget offering by Matthew Vaughn, the man who brought us Kick-Ass and Layer Cake…
What We Do in the Shadows [Summary Judgment by Haus]
Who’s thirsting for a bloody, deadpan vampire mockumentary? Why, you are! What We Do in the Shadows is a truly…
Parsi & Haus LIVE BLOG the 2015 Oscars
Another year, another trip around the sun, and it’s all for THIS. Parsi and Haus are doing it again, shined and…