You know the drill. Another year, another trip around the sun, and it’s all for THIS. We here at The Parsing Haus are doing it again, shined and primed for a long and robust jaw-aching feed at the swollen teat of decadent celebrity culture.
Join us on Sunday March 4 for live coverage of the 2018 Academy Awards; bury your hungry snout in our trough of cinephiliac num-nums and popcorn and snark-dumplings and perfect little starfucker sundaes topped with delicious bon mots. It’s a feast. You’re welcome.
- Our live red carpet coverage starts ~4:00 pacific / ~7:00 eastern (TBA) (watch: ABC)
- Our live Oscar coverage starts 5:00 pacific / 8:00 eastern (TBA) (watch: ABC)
So tune in right here. It’s going to be choice.*
* – and don’t forget to refresh the page. On some browsers, the live blog software we use doesn’t auto-update. We’ll fix this someday, probably.
Where my dawgs at? Rockwell wins easy
Who da ruffriders in this crew? Who specialk? Who CLG?
Dey the reviewers. Yo’ boy Parsi hasn’t done one in YEAZ!