I know what you were thinking. I was right there with you: “Please, please don’t let Jordan Peele fall prey…
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The Fate of the Furious [Review by Haus]
Consider: (1) My former girlfriend’s terrier once ate a giant marzipan bar of mine, nearly her same damn size. We came back…

The Secret Life of Pets [Review by Haus]
Remember when animated films were actually for kids? When the colorful characters and pratfalls weren’t just window dressing to distract the single-digit tykes while…